So I know we all aware that kid Asch is a small thing that should be loved and cared for but…
I’m sorry these are things I thought every time I saw this design
He looks like he went through a young ‘I’m a sweet British fop’ phase with that haircut… just sayin
Those are the bangs of someone who actively called his parents Mummy and Daddi and owned ‘my sweet doggie Rover who was ever so lovely ’
He looks like when Van kidnapped he said 'Are we going to play a game master Van? I ever so love games? I’m really good at hide and seek ’
He looks he learned fuck from a book he was told not to read but did so anyway and still has guilt over that book late at night
He looks like that kid who eats ice-cream even when it’s in a cone with a spoon and chews jello
Or skips in fields of flowers making crowns and tries to hide that he cries when watching the lion king
He looks like that one kid that everybody wants to mock for looking so fop but also know he wouldn’t get any of it so they all just gave up
He looks he did musical theater for five years and he doesn’t want anyone to know.
He looks like his mom’s nickname for him was Precious Poppy
That entire design screams of something Asch pretends never was and hid all the photos to better portray his emo angry punk image
The more I look at this the design the more he sounds offensively like a British fop who was told not be a chicken shit by his school friends or was afraid to swear even in private. This looks like the kind of thing that Asch has an entire box of embarrassing photos and doesn’t like that anyone knows they even exist and the only reason he hasn’t lit them on fire is because his mom would get angry
He looks that kid that the first time he said ‘fuck’ was when he was fourteen with Sync angrily yelling at him to say it
He looks like he read the dictionary for fun
He looks like he had a stuffed orange tabby cat named Mr. Whiskers Von Kitty that he slept with every night and might still own
He looks like his middle name is Francis
He looks like he started spiking his bangs to hide how gay he looked as a kid
He looks like he got beat up by Natalia on the playground
He looks like that kid who tries to hide that he skipped everywhere
He looks like that kid who meekly says ‘actually’ before correcting people
He looks like he did horseback riding for three years but was too terrified to actually ride the horse past a trot
He looks like someone who’d grow petunias when he gets older
He looks like birds make him nervous
I keep thinking that he didn’t actually sound like a girl but he was so cute and meek that everyone briefly thought it
I want to believe his mom had a moment where she worried on whether he son was gay and went to the oracles to check for the sake of the kingdom
He looks like he watched speed racer and had a collection of figurines
Asch played the flute as a child and none of you can convince me otherwise
